Blaster Breaking Frenzy!!!

What do you do when you have an itching for wax and $50 in Wal-Mart gift cards burning a hole in your pocket? Walk 40 minutes in the snow to the nearest Wal-Mart and buy 2 blasters of cards, obviously!

Topps Chrome:


BDP&P:


I seriously don't get how I couldn't pull a single Red Sox card out of either of these boxes...